Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
(Source: snoopdong)
how to prepare for exams:
- do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
- freak out
- sleep
(Source: markedandtied)
- friend: there's a life outside the internet
- me: link me
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
no it’s ok you can talk over me when i’m trying to say something important
omegle
- stranger: r u indian girl im looking for hot indian girls
- me: yes
- stranger: what ur name
- me: Buffalo Running River Spirit
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HAHAHAHAHA
(Source: urone)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
(Source: obesealpaca)
Damn son. Mac Miller just shut this girl down. haha
Not a Mac Miller fan, but god damn Mac Miller just ether’d this bitch.
AWW SHIT
(Source: macmillerblog)
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